This is a guide aimed at our fellow motorists who don’t own a Classic Car. Hopefully this little list will make the Classic Owners smile and say, “Yep that’s me” at least once.
- We treat everybody on the road as somebody who can’t drive properly.
- We seriously believe that other road users want to crash into us at every junction.
- Pulling out from a junction at the last-minute in front of us really is a problem.
- We never trust somebody’s indicator as being their true intention.
- We give ourselves extra space to the car in front to allow us time to slow and stop as our brakes may not be as good as modern cars.
- We give ourselves extra space to avoid the chance of any stones being flicked up causing a stone chip on our paint jobs.
- Our paint jobs can cost as much as a small family car.
- Stone chips may look tiny to you, but to us they look as big as a satellite dish and just as ugly.
- It may look like we are drunk while driving although we’re not. We are avoiding the pot holes in the road, you normal car drivers wouldn’t give a second glance to.
- Pot holes are like moon craters or trenches for classic cars.
- We spend as much time looking at the road conditions as we do predicting traffic.
- If you wish to overtake us we don’t mind, but don’t chop across the front of our car, give us space, see points 4, 5 & 6.
- We will avoid a crash at all costs and we will take extra care.
- We will avoid mud. That mud stores moisture and starts the rust process off.
- We are paranoid about rust. We can hear our cars rusting in the garage!
- We don’t drive close to side of the road where there are hedges as they are a potential for paint damage.
- We will stop rather than drive past or through a bush or hedge.
- We will slow down for large puddles.
- We don’t like rain.
- We will do everything we can to protect our cars from water damage.
- Tailgating makes us nervous, we won’t speed up just because you want to go faster.
- Because we tinker around on our cars doesn’t mean anything is wrong.
- If you see our car and you don’t like what you see, don’t tell us because we don’t care.
- We are happy to talk to anybody about our cars, but please don’t tell what our cars should look like or what we have done wrong in restoring it.
- We will drive around endlessly looking for a safe place to park.
- If our car is parked somewhere you can guarantee we can still see it.
- There is no need to touch our cars.
- Finger prints on our paint is a problem for us. We will clean it off.
- Leaning on our cars is definitely not acceptable.
- The tinkle of zips, belts, buckles or the metallic sound of a ring will damage our paint.
- Young children with ice creams are a potential for more unnecessary cleaning.
- Dogs using our tyres as a mobile toilet is not acceptable. We will clean it off.
- We don’t like parking under trees because tree sap can ruin paint. We will clean it off.
- Birds mess on the car will cause serious damage to paint work. We will clean it off.
- Dead insects on our cars is unsightly and can cause damage. We will clean it off.
- Cleaning our cars is a pleasure and some of our cleaning products can cost as much as a tank of fuel.
- The “You missed a bit” cleaning joke isn’t funny, honestly.
- No we won’t clean your car when we have finished ours.
- Yes we do need to clean our car if its been in the garage, it gets dusty.
- We tend not to thrash our cars around just to prove a point for you.
- The grip from our tyres may not be as good as modern-day compounds.
- A set of traffic lights is not a cue for drag race with you.
- The interior of our classic cars are cleaned with the same care as the outside.
- Adding fuel to our cars means we will wipe off every single spilt drop.
- We carry spare fluids in the trunk for all eventualities under the hood.
- We sit by our cars at car shows to keep an eye on our cars.
- No you can’t sit in it – don’t ask.
- No we won’t start our car up just so you can hear it, wait untill we leave.
- There are two prices for our classic car parts, the proper price and the price we tell our partners.
- A classic car is not “just a car” to us, it’s a way of life.